A central location for you is a must as you stagger about making free with your lewd and lascivious boastsWe know you are soft cause we've all seen you dancingWe know you are hard cause we all saw you drinking from noonUntil noon againYou're the boy with the filthy laughYou're the boy with the arab strapStrapped to the table with suits from the shelter shopComic celebrity takes a back seat as the cigarette catchesAnd sets off the smoke alarmWhat do you make of the cool set in London?You're constantly updating your hit parade of your ten biggest wanksShe's a waitress and she's got styleSunday bathtime could take a while